{"id":640,"date":"2020-04-19T20:20:02","date_gmt":"2020-04-19T19:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/?p=640"},"modified":"2020-04-19T20:20:02","modified_gmt":"2020-04-19T19:20:02","slug":"scharf-und-schaerfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Scharf und sch\u00e4rfer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-dark-gray-color\">E<\/span>s waren einmal ein paar Autobauer, die wollten ein echt scharfes Auto bauen. Am Ende wurde es schlie\u00dflich der <em>\u201eFord Focus\u201d<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/focus2.jpg\" alt=\"Ford Focus\" class=\"wp-image-642\" width=\"583\" height=\"84\" srcset=\"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/focus2.jpg 583w, http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/focus2-300x43.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 583px) 100vw, 583px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Aber die Autobauer waren noch nicht fertig. Sie wollten noch eine Automatikversion auf den Markt bringen: den <em>\u201eFord Autofocus\u201d<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuhr man mit dem durch eine Radarfalle gab es leider immer extrem scharfe Bilder vom Wagen. Das war nun manchen Kunden gar nicht recht. F\u00fcr die wurde schlie\u00dflich der <em>\u201eFord Autofocus\u201d<\/em> [1] entwickelt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-dark-gray-color\">[1] Meine Buchstabensuppe war alle. Wer leiht mir ein \u201e\u201d?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es waren einmal ein paar Autobauer, die wollten ein echt scharfes Auto bauen&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[71],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-raketenwitze","category-witzraketen","tag-ford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":647,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/647"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}