{"id":38,"date":"2018-07-14T16:48:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-14T15:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/?p=38"},"modified":"2018-07-14T17:10:15","modified_gmt":"2018-07-14T16:10:15","slug":"elon-musk-kann-einpacken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Elon Musk kann einpacken&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;seiner Rakete fehlt einfach das gewitzte etwas. Darum habe ich mich an die Arbeit gemacht um wenigstens dieses bisschen Not in der Welt zu lindern. Hier seht Ihr das Ergebnis! (tuschfallera).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_39\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39\" style=\"width: 646px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/GeorgsDoppelTier-Rakete.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-39\" src=\"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/GeorgsDoppelTier-Rakete-646x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Dr. Schorschs unglaubliche Rakete\" width=\"646\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/GeorgsDoppelTier-Rakete-646x1024.jpg 646w, http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/GeorgsDoppelTier-Rakete-189x300.jpg 189w, http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/GeorgsDoppelTier-Rakete-768x1217.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 646px) 100vw, 646px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-39\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Eine ganz und gar unglaubliche Rakete frisch von Dr. Schorschs Rei\u00dfbrett<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;seiner Rakete fehlt einfach das gewitzte etwas. Darum habe ich mich an die Arbeit gemacht um wenigstens dieses bisschen Not in der Welt zu lindern. Hier seht Ihr das Ergebnis! (tuschfallera).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9,10],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-witzraketen","tag-rakete","tag-witzrakete"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raketenblog.quarkbox.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}